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The Headmistress
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You have entered the realm of The Headmistress. Be warned...if you are of sound mind and body...then I do not want you within my land's borders. Only the truly and wonderfully insane can grace my gardens.

Within my palace walls, you shall find me, engaging myself in numerous artist endeavours. I sit at my desk and carve out words upon pixelated stone, I use my shutterbox to capture images of the world around me, I take up my pens and ink and attempt to sketch what my brilliantly botched mind comes up with, and I take images from the outside world and attempt to manipulate them into works of art, using only the best software that I have yet to figure out.

If you cannot accept that which I love, here in my beloved land of Fan-Dôm, then you are not welcome. I have many sectors of this land that I live in and take part in. As of current, I am in the rebellion, fighting alongside those who flock until the sign of the Mockingjay. But I have also been taken by the likes of Sherlock, Harry Potter, Wallander, The Hobbit/LOTR, and many more.

I humbly thank my Vice-Queen, :icongoosie-boosie: for her unending loyalty. She is my skulker in the Tumblr shadows to hunt out new and exciting news and gifs for me. In return, I grant her Maganderings in the form of words so that she may read them and enjoy the little ship we built and sailed together.

I am a fair and generous ruler. I enjoy speaking with my minions, my loyal subjects, as it gives me great pleasure. Do not be daunted by my title. Should you wish to speak to me, your request for an audience will not be refused. If, however, you should cross might very well be the last thing you ever do.

The Headmistress has SPOKEN.

Current Residence: Nova Scotia, Canada
Favourite genre of music: Alternative, rock, new age, soundtracks...
MP3 player of choice: Green iPod Nano ♥
Wallpaper of choice: Thorin Oakenshield, baby!
Favourite cartoon character: Duck Dodgers, Mike the TV (Reboot) The Untalkative Bunny, Gir (Invader Zim), Russell (Stickin' Around)
Personal Quote: When there's nowhere to go, go nowhere

Journal History an Honourable Mention, though. That's pretty sweet ^.^…

Already can't wait for next year.

Annnd another cancelled shift at work. Le sigh. Goodbye monies, hello housecleaning.
  • Mood: Gloomy
  • Listening to: Nuthin'
  • Watching: Vinesauce Youtube vids
  • Playing: Plants vs Zombies
  • Drinking: Smoothie




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LadyBethsheba Featured By Owner 2 days ago
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
copper9lives Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bee-do - free icon Any fires need put out, mistress?
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*looks around* Well, not here, though I'll keep lil' Minion around to annoy my neighbours :evillaugh:

Oops, wait...*checks on raging tire fire in back yard started by the power of the Headmistress' gaze*, not yet...I'm sure it'll be fine...
copper9lives Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Just point out the neighbors you want annoyed, mistress! :D
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The ones who live above me (ok, so maybe neighbour isn't quite the right word, but close enough), to stop them from their incessant drumming. Methinks they must have Rock Band or something...they're excellent drummers, but I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!! THEY MUST BE SILENCED!! Bugged into submission :giggle:
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LanaParadise Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
Hi! :wave:
You've been featured in my last journal!
You can see it here:
Thank you for awesome work! :heart:
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh wow, thank you for the feature! I'm honoured! :blush:
Frozen-song Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Your introduction is awesome! 
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, thanks! I know so many people who hate writing those things, but I adore them! Gives you a chance to be fun and creative ^.^
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