Baking ClassI'll bake you up a nice dessert,Baking Class by HeadmistressMercedes
Something you deserve.
Something you just can't resist,
You wouldn't have the nerve!
Taking up my wooden spoon,
Add flour and eggs to bowl.
Mix, then add some water thus,
And a teaspoon of your soul.
A fluffy paste, now for some sweetness,
Sugar by the cup!
A dish that tastes so extra-sweet
should be more than enough.
I'll measure once, and once again
to avoid a disaster, or dud.
Carefully add the last to the mix:
a gallon of your blood.
The oven's hot, now time to wait,
I know you'll just adore it!
You have no choice, just sit and stare,
no reason to deplore it.
Bing! It's ready, my masterpiece,
come, taste what cannot be bought.
It's true what they say, my fine, foetid corpse:
Revenge is best served piping-hot.
You have entered the realm of The Headmistress. Be warned...if you are of sound mind and body...then I do not want you within my land's borders. Only the truly and wonderfully insane can grace my gardens.|
Within my palace walls, you shall find me, engaging myself in numerous artistic endeavours. I sit at my desk and carve out words upon pixelated stone, I use my shutterbox to capture images of the world around me, I take up my pens and ink and attempt to sketch what my brilliantly botched mind comes up with, and I take images from the outside world and attempt to manipulate them into works of art, using only the best software that I have yet to figure out.
If you cannot accept that which I love, here in my beloved land of Fan-Dôm, then you are not welcome. I have many sectors of this land that I live in and take part in. As of current, I am in the rebellion, fighting alongside those who flock under the sign of the Mockingjay. But I have also been taken by the likes of Sherlock, Harry Potter, Wallander, The Hobbit/LOTR, and many more.
I humbly thank my Vice-Queen, for her unending loyalty (and for my wonderful ID, which she made just for me!! ♥♥). She is my skulker in the Tumblr shadows to hunt out new and exciting news and gifs for me. In return, I grant her Maganderings in the form of words so that she may read them and enjoy the little ship we built and sailed together.
I am a fair and generous ruler. I enjoy speaking with my minions, my loyal subjects, as it gives me great pleasure. Do not be daunted by my title. Should you wish to speak to me, your request for an audience will not be refused. If, however, you should cross me...it might very well be the last thing you ever do.
The Headmistress has SPOKEN.
Current Residence: Nova Scotia, Canada
Favourite genre of music: Alternative, rock, new age, soundtracks...
MP3 player of choice: Green iPod Nano ♥
Wallpaper of choice: Only Lovers Left Alive manip
Favourite cartoon character: Duck Dodgers, Mike the TV (Reboot) The Untalkative Bunny, Gir (Invader Zim), Russell (Stickin' Around)
Personal Quote: IT IS PAYDAY.