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The Headmistress
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You have entered the realm of The Headmistress. Be warned...if you are of sound mind and body...then I do not want you within my land's borders. Only the truly and wonderfully insane can grace my gardens.

Within my palace walls, you shall find me, engaging myself in numerous artistic endeavours. I sit at my desk and carve out words upon pixelated stone, I use my shutterbox to capture images of the world around me, I take up my pens and ink and attempt to sketch what my brilliantly botched mind comes up with, and I take images from the outside world and attempt to manipulate them into works of art, using only the best software that I have yet to figure out.

If you cannot accept that which I love, here in my beloved land of Fan-Dôm, then you are not welcome. I have many sectors of this land that I live in and take part in. As of current, I am in the rebellion, fighting alongside those who flock under the sign of the Mockingjay. But I have also been taken by the likes of Sherlock, Harry Potter, Wallander, The Hobbit/LOTR, and many more.

I humbly thank my Vice-Queen, :icongoosie-boosie: for her unending loyalty (and for my wonderful ID, which she made just for me!! ♥♥). She is my skulker in the Tumblr shadows to hunt out new and exciting news and gifs for me. In return, I grant her Maganderings in the form of words so that she may read them and enjoy the little ship we built and sailed together.

I am a fair and generous ruler. I enjoy speaking with my minions, my loyal subjects, as it gives me great pleasure. Do not be daunted by my title. Should you wish to speak to me, your request for an audience will not be refused. If, however, you should cross might very well be the last thing you ever do.

The Headmistress has SPOKEN.

Current Residence: Nova Scotia, Canada
Favourite genre of music: Alternative, rock, new age, soundtracks...
MP3 player of choice: Green iPod Nano ♥
Wallpaper of choice: Only Lovers Left Alive manip
Favourite cartoon character: Duck Dodgers, Mike the TV (Reboot) The Untalkative Bunny, Gir (Invader Zim), Russell (Stickin' Around)
Personal Quote: IT IS PAYDAY.

Journal History

This is an apartment. They are made of cardboard. So when you park your truck across the driveway from my bedroom window, roll down your windows, and blast your shitty radio for hours on end, I can hear it. I don't care if you're doing groundswork or whatever. That's what fucking iPod is for. And now, I'm running on little sleep because I couldn't nap for your fucking noise and I didn't sleep well last night, and I get to serve moronic people until late because no one can bother to check their watches to see when the damn shop closes.

Humanity is full of fucking assholes. I hate people.

  • Mood: Steaming
  • Eating: Cookies
  • Drinking: Tea




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RebelPapa Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Are you really the Head Mistress?!!:happybounce: 
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
One word. Headmistress. Potential for a slightly different meaning.

But yes, I am the Headmistress. I have been and always will be. Glad to make your acquaintance.
RebelPapa Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes, one word. One little space can make a huge difference! Sorry:( (Sad) 
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It is forgiven. The Headmistress is thoughtful that way. And don't you forget it.
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SoulLostAtSea Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Many thanks for the favourite! <3
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yerrrr welcome!
RockIntensse Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for the fav ; *** Have a nice day!
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Nooo problem, hun! You too ^.^
BillyNikoll Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the favorite! High-five! 
HeadmistressMercedes Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You are most welcome!
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